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I guess i must have killed 'em

Wed Jun 3, 2009, 1:31 AM
  • Mood: Yearning
  • Listening to: eminem
  • Reading: NOTHING IT IS SUMMER
  • Watching: New York Yankees
  • Playing: ps3
  • Eating: does gum count?
  • Drinking: LOTS OF SODA!!!!!!!!
Hi everybody now i'm gonna write an extremely long and boring journal as my official come back journal. Lately I have done something i think is horrible and please comment and tell me what you think. Since summer started me and this girl have started flirting a lot, but she has a boyfriend who just so happens to be my best friend and we started talking about making out and having sex, then one day i went to my best friend's house and i realized i can't do that, so i stopped talking to her and she is mad. But i still feel bad that i thought about dating someone that was currently dating my best friend and now i kinda feel responsible for them breaking up. On the lighter side me and my friends thai and matt went to the movies to see angels & demons and we really didn't pay attention because we had the whole theatre to ourselves which was wicked. Then we were walking to the bowling alley and we found this place called bounce u which was way better than disneyland it was a place where they had a whole bunch of places to bounce hard for me to describe it was awesome. Then matt and i were bowling i kicked his ass once then he did the same we ended up with a tie. Now for random words of nothingness. PIE jackelope SSDD THE GARBAGE MAN CAN!

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:iconneitherfriendnorfoe:
*hits table with his hand* BAM!!!

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"I'll make a Martyr out of you..." ~unknown/me

Yoda (w/o speech impediment): Is the glass half-empty? Or is the glass half-full?
Me: The glass is too big..
Yoda (w/o speech impediment): ... F*ck you....
:iconwolvenflames:
/---\ .. /---\
U
AAUUUUUU AA

CREEPY FACE MAN WATCHES YOU SLEEP :ohnoes:

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...in your pants. >__>


▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ *squee-gasm!* 8D

<Nalan-TheMuse>ONLY THE HOLY TAMPONS CAN BE JESUS!! D:
<blood-red-panda>That's 'cause he's an ass :3

FERRET SEX! :sing: <3
:iconwolvenflames:
:iconspengbab1plz::iconspengbab2plz::iconspengbab3plz:
:iconspengbab4plz::iconspengbab5plz::iconspengbab6plz:
:iconspengbab7plz::iconspengbab8plz::iconspengbab9plz:

Well now we know what your offspring would look like... :hmm:

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...in your pants. >__>


▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ *squee-gasm!* 8D

<Nalan-TheMuse>ONLY THE HOLY TAMPONS CAN BE JESUS!! D:
<blood-red-panda>That's 'cause he's an ass :3

FERRET SEX! :sing: <3
:iconneitherfriendnorfoe:
:iconhillary1-plz::iconhillary2-plz:
:iconhillary3-plz::iconhillary4-plz:
__:iconhalfnakedplz:__

Pretty hot, right?

--
"I'll make a Martyr out of you..." ~unknown/me

Yoda (w/o speech impediment): Is the glass half-empty? Or is the glass half-full?
Me: The glass is too big..
Yoda (w/o speech impediment): ... F*ck you....
:iconwolvenflames:
:iconprojectilevomitplz::icondarkdragonrising:

...Look at the message I just left Zach... :rofl:

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...in your pants. >__>


▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ *squee-gasm!* 8D

<Nalan-TheMuse>ONLY THE HOLY TAMPONS CAN BE JESUS!! D:
<blood-red-panda>That's 'cause he's an ass :3

FERRET SEX! :sing: <3
:iconneitherfriendnorfoe:
:no:...

*goes to look*................
:iconoo-plz:

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"I'll make a Martyr out of you..." ~unknown/me

Yoda (w/o speech impediment): Is the glass half-empty? Or is the glass half-full?
Me: The glass is too big..
Yoda (w/o speech impediment): ... F*ck you....
:iconwolvenflames:
YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED BY AUSTIN FOR PUTTING A YANKEES ICON ON HERE :pissed:

...Seriously, dude, I'm ashamed... :no: So very ashamed and embarrassed for the pathetic soul that is and continues to be --

The ultimate retard... :roll:

I swear, I'm going to make a retarded supervillain slogan for you... :paranoid:

"Look up in the sky, it's... It's a bird! It's a plane! ... It's -- It's...?!

IT'S A FUCKING ASTEROID :faint:

...But look over there underneath Austin, it's SuperDouche! :#1: And it looks like he's all ready for his nightly "fun" with the mighty PimpMaster! :ohnoes:


Hmm... You seem more like the "damsel in distress" type of person to me... :shrug:

*points at you like the evil monkey*

So ~PURPLE-SPERM just wasn't enough for ya, huh? :paranoid:

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...in your pants. >__>


▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ *squee-gasm!* 8D

<Nalan-TheMuse>ONLY THE HOLY TAMPONS CAN BE JESUS!! D:
<blood-red-panda>That's 'cause he's an ass :3

FERRET SEX! :sing: <3
:icongensol:
thanks for the fav
:iconrondomness:
hey Doggie~! How'ss ur summer so far? Having fun?

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:iconzmcnyy2:
really good thank u 4 asking. how 'bout u?

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